All The World’s A Circus – William Thomas
The Only Good News From The 2021 Election Post Mortem Is That Nobody Actually Died
Federal Election 2021 was like ‘Christmas in September’ in which nobody got what they wanted. Erin O’Toole looked like the kid Santa knew to be more nice than naughty, but then he went all ‘wishy washy’ and blew that image. … Continue reading
Now ‘The Nervous Nellies’ Of Decision Making — We’ve Lost That Ol’ Gut Feeling.
With thousands of sources of information available at the click of a digital device to help us make decisions these days, we’ve lost that first thought instinct. There used to be a voice of reason that lurked in the back … Continue reading
The Election — Unnecessary, Uninspiring And Just Plain Ugly
Remember when Canadian elections were fun? The cutting cartoons, the gossip, the gaffes, the babies who would not be kissed? This expensive, unnecessary and possibly dangerous election is about as far from fun a plebiscite can get. Canadians seldom vote … Continue reading
Oh, The Irony Of It All!
You had to know that when a helicopter crashed near Brantford after clipping a power line and then landed on… Powerline Road, we were in for a wild ride of ironic shenanigans over these past few weeks. The 35-year-old female … Continue reading
Election Referendum Question: “Should Litterers Be Put To Death?”
Let’s say you’re a litterer and you’re reading this column. Let me re-phrase that. Let’s say you’re a litterer and somebody is reading this column to you while you sit with a pail at your feet to catch the drool … Continue reading
Espanola Council Delving Into Splash Pad Project
I have been fighting off the publisher of the book 1,000 Places To See Before You Die who wants to list my garden in their upcoming edition at Number Three!!! They must have photographed my 200-square foot vegetable plot with … Continue reading
Canada Did Us Proud At “The Never Should Have Been” Olympics
The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games which should never have been held, were, and you know what — they turned out to be pretty good. The games could have been dubbed “The Survival of The Luckiest Olympics” because despite unprecedented heat … Continue reading
Ron Popeil — Last Of The “As Seen On TV” Hucksters
It slices! It Dices! But unfortunately, it dies in the end. Ron Popeil, TV’s consummate informercial pitchman, a persuasive hands-on salesman who could sell exercise bikes to dead people, passed away last week. “The Pocket Fisherman”! Ron Popeil invented, manufactured … Continue reading
Terry Fox And The Desecration of Iconic Statues
This Monday, CBC TV will air “Terry Fox: The Power Of One”, a one-hour special commemorating a true Canadian hero on the 40th anniversary of his death. This brave kid was just 22 when he died on June 28, 1981 … Continue reading
Who Has Become Stranger Since The Pandemic? Us Or The Animals?
Last month I thought when a lobster fisherman in Maine ended up in the mouth of a humpback whale only to be unceremoniously spit out like a cherry pit because he did not taste nearly as good as an octopus… … Continue reading